Dr. Suess's The Butter Battle Book

The Yooks and the Zooks were arguing till the end of dawn at the wall. Wondering which one would drop the ball. With all of this commotion and confusion, a big bang was heard. The Yooks and the Zooks' eyes were all blurred. Trying to see where all this smoke came from, a commander could be seen in the distance. Trying to provide some assistance. He said to stop all this confusion and delusion. This battle is silly, we should have peace in this lily. The Yooks and Zooks realized it doesn't matter if you eat your bread with the butter side up or down, this town  is better than all, hands down.